The Greatest Birthday Dream EVER.
I have a dream. That someday people will forget that they are growing old by having kick ass parties where people get drunk and fornicate. And forever everyone will remember that party as the greatest celebration of their life (until the next year’s party.)
I am coming up on my quarter century and I think that means I deserve something so magical, so magnanimous, the cops getting called to my party will not arrest me but rather ask if they can come back when their shift is up.
And the only thing I can think that would make this worthwhile would be a lifesize piñata of me full of mini liquor bottles, single application lube, condoms, clove cigarettes and lighters, along with fine chocolate. Instead of being spun around for 10 seconds we will be taking tequila shots, I like the ideas of blindfolds so those stay and we might even add furry handcuffs because I say so.
Will you help me make this dream a possibility on 2/5/10?
