New Years Resolutions…
How to be the most awesome Barbara I can be. (Aka list of impractical things I probably won’t do but can at least say I will attempt!)
Step One… Beauty Makeover! It’s as simple as washing my face every night with a million and one products, teeth whitening strips every night, rubbing expensive exfoliating lotion all over my body, tanning 3 times a week, dying my hair every month and always having my nails polished and perfect.
Step Two… Read new novels at least one a month… I will be starting out with Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. (I think I might actually be able to do this one)
Step Three… Go on dates. A lot of dates. They say you have to kiss a lot of frogs to find your prince so 2010 will be about meeting new people, keeping my mind open, and my heart alive. My prince charming is out there and he will find me in 2010. J
Step Four… get Published… be it either through written works or tear sheets from modeling I want to see my work featured in local, state, and or national publications. How hard can it be? ;)
Step Five… Lose 10 pounds. I want to attain my goal weight aka 98 pounds so then I can be a skinny bitch and everyone can hate me. Stealing my parents P90X will significantly increase my chances of this being a success.
Now what are your resolutions? To get organized?, Spending Time with Loved Ones?, Quit Smoking or Drinking, and ormaybe my personal favorite… to stop hooking up with exboyfriends?
