January 2010
4 posts
“Hamlet: I did love you once.
Ophelia: Indeed, my lord, you made me believe so....”
– Hamlet Act 3, scene 1, 114–121
The Greatest Birthday Dream EVER.
I have a dream. That someday people will forget that they are growing old by having kick ass parties where people get drunk and fornicate. And forever everyone will remember that party as the greatest celebration of their life (until the next year’s party.)
I am coming up on my quarter century and I think that means I deserve something so magical, so magnanimous, the cops getting called to my...
Tom... Collins
I like my drinks like I like my men. Tall and juicy.
So then why do I find it so hard to find the right version of deliciousness when I am out in public?
Last night I ordered a Tom Collins twice at the bar.
The 1st time was some variation of a lime overloaded with sugar.
The 2nd was a cherry garnish with even more cherry flavoring.
I should have known better to order a basic well from a...